any device which lacks the essential components of a bomb but is in the possession of a foreign-looking guy.
it’s good that we caught ahmed with his hoax bomb before it went off and annoyed everyone with its beeping.
- Hoof Wood
erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in. put that d-mn hoof wood away! i already came 4 times.
when all the police are on the street and all the hos disappear and you can’t find no paid poonany. me: “no hoes, no pimps… i think this is a hopocalypse.” you: “yeah, i’ve heard of those.”
its just an acronym for: i love sucking yo meat girl 1: should i tell robert i love him? girl 2: nah bro, tell him ilsym and see what he says
in virtual reality, opposed to in real life (irl) a: “i beat this guy up yesterday” b: “irl?” a: “no, ivr.”
to vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively. to much jazzurbation and you’ll go blind. and you’ll be broke. the act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz jim: hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me? bob: no jim, that’s gay as f-ck the act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz […]