hob-knocker


1. a person that engages in s-xual activities with animals

2. someone who m-st-rb-t-s in public

3. a person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

hobknockers are usually men
1. nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. sarah grabbed his junk! what a hobknocker!
when a guy hits you in the face with his p-n-s.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly p-ssed out.
one who m-st-rb-t-s in public restrooms
sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
an allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible british origon used chiefly to -ssert the recipient’s overt practice of something decidedly “gross” and “illegal”; as spoken in the american sitcom television series “icarly”.
“you filthy american hobknockers!
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the t-st-cl-s

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
on icarly and friends the runner up to david archuleta calls everyone hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the t-st-cl-s ergo a hob-knocker…
to hit someone in the face with the p-n-s.
he was a real hobknocker!
when a guy takes his p-n-s and harshly slaps a s-xual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
a person who m-st-rb-t-s in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

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