Hobbit Rock
a term i coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of heavy metal known as power metal. it consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless cr-p like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a dungeons and dragons marathon. i do not call it hobbit rock out of contempt for tolkein, which i love. i call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.
me: man, i heard this hobbit rock song by rhapsody called the emerald sword. i laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.
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