hobbitcock
awesome, in a small way.
troll, your honda civic is totally hobbitc-ck!
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a p-n-s that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the p-n-s
related to the fact that in the movie version of lord of the rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
“so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some major hobbit c-ck action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we’ll be good to go!”
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