Hobbitstacle
a short, rotund person in no particular hurry blocking your way on a city street. may or may not have furry toes.
i had 5 minutes to make the theatre before the curtain, ahead of me was a short, slow man. i swerved to the left, he shuffled likewise, i swerved to the right and he did the same. there was no ring road around this quite considerable hobbitstacle.
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