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(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
i.

1. a toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse’s head attached to a stick.

2. a toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(etymology i- derived possibly from the “‘obby ‘oss”, an english folk tradition wherein morris dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the irish hobby, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the “‘obby ‘oss” was probably made to resemble)

ii.

1. a favourite topic.

(possibly from lawrence sterne’s “tristram shandy”, who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

iii.

1. a female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is ‘easy to get’, a lady who uses s-x as a means of earning legal tender. see prost-tute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(derived from def. i, ‘a toy horse’, she can be ‘ridden’ by all)
i.
“and yung matthais riden oot to banbery cross atop his hobbi-horse sted…”
john of ingelwit, 1503

ii.
“almost every person hath some hobby horse or other wherein he prides himself”
sir matthew hale-1676

iii.
“nay, if you come to that, sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting solomon himself- have they not their hobby horses…”
laurence sterne-1760
6 more definitions
a large, thick d-ck (resembles a horse c-ck) hobby ho
miss italy rode my hobby horse all night long!
to ride someones -ss, to bully or intimidate with power; to b-gg-r your subordinates
my boss loves to hobby horse me
this is a woman who sleeps with married men.
i am divorcing you because i discovered that you have a hobbyhorse.
an idea emerging from one’s hobby, favorite topic, pet topic
gossip form his hobbyhorse
this act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) hiding the salami.
2.) (v) having your head in your boyfriends -ss.
3.) (n) tucking your b-lls in your -ss, or the -ss of a stranger, or cellmate.
“you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?”

timme-“forgive me father for i have sinned…. i have done horrible things……
priest-“stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and g-d will forgive you.”
when you stick panties in a girls -ss (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.
last night i rode the hobby horse.