Hobit Gardening


the act of unintentional -n-l s-x in an outside sp-ce. the ‘penetrator’ has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the p-n-s and is deposited in the female’s r-ct-m.

the act is customarily followed up by a bl-w j-b, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
oliver: ‘i totally hobit-gardened that sk-nk last night’
emily: ‘you and your constant hobit gardening’
oliver: ‘i know right, she totally rimmed herself, what a joker’

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