hobknocker


one who m-st-rb-t-s in public restrooms
sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
when a guy hits you in the face with his p-n-s.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly p-ssed out.
to hit someone in the face with the p-n-s.
he was a real hobknocker!
an allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible british origon used chiefly to -ssert the recipient’s overt practice of something decidedly “gross” and “illegal”; as spoken in the american sitcom television series “icarly”.
“you filthy american hobknockers!
1. a person who ‘rapes’ or molests’ animals.

2. someone who hits you in the face with thier p-n-s.
1. carly: oh he’s so cute!

wade c.: you are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on icarly)

2. devin: dude! wtf, you hobknocker.
a person who m-st-rb-t-s in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the t-st-cl-s

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
on icarly and friends the runner up to david archuleta calls everyone hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the t-st-cl-s ergo a hob-knocker…

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