hobknockin the smockling


when you go down to a local conveniance store such as wal-mart and have s-x with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing -ssless chaps. usually a male does this and hobknocks the wh-r- as well.
dave: dude want to go to the club
nick: nahh dude i’d rather be hobknockin the smockling.
dave: ahh okay fine.

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