Hobo Ball


a game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. while holding a hobo beating stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. the object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.
chief: “i’m bored. let’s play hobo ball.”
fatty: “nice, i hit the couch so i get 10 points!”
nigroni: “i hit nothing, so i get no points.”

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