hobo beard

a style-less style of beard. comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. most likely found on hobos also.
yo man, did you see mr. czekaj’s hobo beard? that guy needs a shave or two!
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a bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host’s face. the hobo beard is an opportunistic ent-ty often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host…however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. it closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.
can you actually see chad’s face behind that hobo beard?!

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