hobo bourgeois
a new cl-ss of late 20-somethings that are accustom to the “finer things” but are suddenly finding themselves strapped for cash and job hunting. best used as an adjective for a behavioral juxtoposition which demonstrates the clash between their residual behaviors/issues from their former and current lifestyles.
my phone is messed up. i think when i went to europe and switched sim cards, i damaged my american sim card. now i’m too busy job hunting and too broke to replace it. i know, boo-ho me and my hobo bourgeois excuses…
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