hobo couch
a broken -ss couch that harbors moochers and b-ms; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
mooching uncle: i’m goin’ to bed!
richard: shut the h-ll up…
mooching uncle: your jealous.
richard: of your hobo couch? please.
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- hobo shot
spreading your b-tt cheeks and consuming alcohol -n-lly. thus byp-ssing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol. man we only have three shots left, we should all hobo shot it all so we can get drunk.
- Hodder Beast
someone who is the worstlooking human being ever seen look at richard meek he is such a hodder beast!
- hoes on deck
noun. meaning to have a substantial amount of girls on the side or other girls on the side waiting for you as backup plans. i don’t know about you bro, but i got hoes on deck. amanda thinks she’s my one and only, but i got hoes on deck cuz.
- hole stretcher
a man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in s-xual intercourse. with a tool like that, omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. in fact, he mounted peggy last night and now she needs 16 st-tches to stop the bleeding.
- Hollywood stop
a term used to describe an incomplete stop of a vehicle, usually at a stop sign, predominantly by police officers. dispatch, i have some punk that pulled a hollywood stop at the intersection of elm and eastland. i’m going to stop him.