hobo dab
an advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. you pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that sh-t until your herb burns out and the chamber is completely cleared. keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.
example 1:
1: d-mn fam ever since i moved back home for the summer all i’ve got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: f-ck it wanna do hobo dabs?
1: yeah.
2. cool.
1: ok.
example 2:
1: holy sh-t fam i’m broken. i am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: kids do not try a hobo dab at home. or ever.
1: is popeyes still open?
2: i don’t know.
1: ok.
2: sorry.
1: ok.
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