hobo hotpocket
the act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and s-x juices all without unzipping the bag. it’s called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
mom: billy where the h-ll have you been? it’s 4am. you smell like a sbarro.
billy: chill mom i gave this homeless lady a dollar then i got caught in the middle of a hobo hotpocket.
mom: that’s strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
billy: no, she gave me head, then we had s-x a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
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