Hobo Semen Eating Dude
a rare disorder related to stockholm syndrome where upon being mugged by a hobo while taking a p-ss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a bj. in an effort to comfort the hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the hobo’s man custard. a bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of grat-tude, the hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
mick: dave, where you been?
dave: just been hangin’ a p-ss in that seedy alley way, some c-nt just stole my wallet
mick: right, so how do you explain the j-zz running down the side of your mouth?
dave: what? f-ck that, someone get me a crowbar, i’m gonna go after the c-nt who stole my wallet
mick: dave, face it, you’re a hobo s-m-n eating dude.
dave: dude, i’m strugglin’
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a rare disorder related to stockholm syndrome where upon being mugged by a hobo while taking a p-ss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a bj. in an effort to comfort the hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the hobo’s man custard. a bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of grat-tude, the hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
mick: dave, where you been?
dave: just been hangin’ a p-ss in that seedy alley way, some c-nt just stole my wallet
mick: right, so how do you explain the j-zz running down the side of your mouth?
dave: what? f-ck that, someone get me a crowbar, i’m gonna go after the c-nt who stole my wallet
mick: dave, face it, you’re a hobo s-m-n eating dude.
dave: dude…
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