Hockey Flossing
verb. the act of drying ones n-ts-ck, chode, and -sshole after a shower. this is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and -sscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
‘dude wendy walked into the bathroom today while i was hockey flossing. fml.’
‘my nuts are still damp, man. i forgot to f-cking hockey floss this morning.’
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