Hockey Jockey


a “hockey jockey” is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.
dude1: holy f-ck! what the f-ck happened to his face?! and why the f-ck is he smiling?!

dude2: his girl hockey jockey ‘d the f-ck out of him last night. his f-cking b-lls exploded. this is the happiest i’ve ever seen that creepy f-cker in his life!

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