hockeybag
a maneuver during the s-xual act of fingerbang.
while the male’s fingers are in the female, he also grabs her hair, then proceeds to lift her up by the v-g-n- and hair, and toss her into a wall.
hockey players are well known for tossing their bags; and domestic violence.
man: hey woman. i play hockey. i like fighting and s-x.
woman: i’m somehow attracted to that. come over later and you can hockeybag me.
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