HOCKNESS-MONSTER.
a male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quant-ties of alcohol, library’s doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. whilst the hockness monster is mainly native to ess-x and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for businesssss purposes.
-holy s–t man!? did you see that “hockness-monster.” just lizard his way in with those girls!? what a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -that lizard’s got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, decent.
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