Hocky Penis


p-n-s that is found in it’s natural habitat, the ice rink. many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of p-n-s in hopes they may see it. most hockey p-n-s is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.
look at that hockey p-n-s, too bad it’s steve’s.

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