hocquard
v: to be a male human of questionable standard, to have no idea of what you are doing but p-ss the buck all the same. n: former soldier in a national army that has the mental capacity of an eight year old and the physical attributes of a circus clown.
v: “d-mn! i totally forgot to let anyone know about that truck being used. man i hocquarded that one!”
n: “where did jeff go? people have been looking for him for twenty minutes! he’s trying to hit on jen, what a hocquard!”
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