hodging


when a women or s-xually confused man (or family member in willows) not only inserts the full length of the erect p-n-s into his or her mouth but also holds both b-lls in the mouth as well.
that girl was a pro she was hodging me while watching tv.
adjective: b-tting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in antic-p-tion

when hodging is done properly, it will always be preceeded by the word “hodging” in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously p-ss them off
man: what do you think of the weather today?
woman: its lovely don’t you agree?
“hodge”: hodging! this one time, i was drinking bud light, at a saint louis cardinals game… and who do you think showed up but nelly!

Read Also:

  • cum goblin

    1. the little bit of c-m that stays in the p-n-s after s-x or mastubation, usually p-ssed out afterwards. 2. an ugly chick who gets a face full of c-m. “dude, i totally blew a c-m goblin in that b-tches face!” or “you’re such a c-m goblin!” or “that b-tch that gave me head last […]

  • Hot nipz

    phrase used to describe hot girls or some d-mn nice -ss. derived from ‘hot nipples’. ‘dude check out that girl shes bangin!’ ‘awh hot nipz mate!’ ‘wow check rachels -ss!’ ‘d-mn hot nipz!’

  • Noosp

    a dangerous animal resembling a minature moose. these creatures are easy idetifiable by their glowing red eyes and green, posion tipped antlers. noosps often attack and kill men. they are monophyleticaly related to killer rabbit of caerbannog. if you spot on noosp in the wild the best course of action is to kneel down and […]

  • California reject

    these are people not of california that speak negative of californians. these people hate california only because for some reason they feel there is something there they don’t have. hey california reject get over it. the sun rises and sets with you too. there’s land, water, people, rich, poor, happy, sad. lets not forget taxes.

  • Notification Bankruptcy

    the act of not receiving any facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. also known as fas (forever alone syndrome) “i declared notification bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks.”


Disclaimer: hodging definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.