Hodnet
a hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. for a true hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.
john: “so i’m driving along and talking about what i’d do if i won a million dollars. i told everyone in the truck i’d go munting, or set everyone up for a virtual david copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. then my gunner asks the tc to hand him a rip-it. so my tc reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! a full on hodnet! he swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.
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