hoe claws


the name that santa claus’ wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.
elf 1: bro why do you think santa always yellin “ho ho ho” on christmas

elf 2: my n-gg- don’t you know every christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells “hoe hoe hoe”

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