Hoe ready


when you’re looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. this term was popularized by the youtuber “chris jones” of pump chasers and physiques of greatness.
person 1: “bro, let’s go to the beach, i’m hoe ready!”

person 2: “yeah man, let’s show those cuts for the sl-ts!”
person 1:” obliques for the freaks! ”
person 2:”i have that v-tapor, that make the hoes want to rape ya!”

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