Hoecean
any place that is encomp-ssed by a sea of hoes, sl-ts, sk-nks, or wh-r-s. thongs viewable in everyone’s peripherals. an ocean filled with women (of the sl-t variety).
many a man has wished to venture into the realm of the hoecean, only to be drowned by the amount or engrossing eye candy, that they are mentally overpowered when all that blood shifts to their southern regions.
common hoecean locations: public high schools, twilight book readings, dance clubs, bars, and taylor swift concerts.
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