hoechlining


to make a ridiculous frat boy face, and flash a peace sign in pictures. the deadly combo is sometimes joined with an awkward “hand-in-the-pocket” or a smug grin.

made popular by actor tyler hoechlin.
bro 1: “dude, you can’t keep hoechlining in all these pictures, it’s getting ridiculous.”

bro 2: “yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?”

bro 1: “i’m gonna take away your pizza rights.”

bro 2: “you wouldn’t dare.”

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