hoed


hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult…at least in my hood
tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you
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to insult someone
also joed
she got hoed by trey. he said her breath stank!
when an individual does something to another person that is wrong, unjustified, or an injustice.

a person tries to “pull one over you” or uses you for their own gain.
guy a: that chick pretended that she was in to me, flirting with me, texting me. when all she really wanted was help on her d-mn essay. and she got a better grade than me!

guy b: d-mn, she hoe’d you!!
1) doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) etc…you get the picture.
1) i just helped johnny do his chem homework. he didn’t even say thanks, or help me with my calc. that -ss hole hoed me for the last time.

2) hey baby, wat’s up? …….. b-tch hoed me!

3) just paid the last of my court fines, man i got so hoed.
the act of making someone your ho.
vincent- why are you drilling that wood?

stuart- i’m warming up for your mom tonight.

nathan- d-mn, he just hoed you.
1. a word mangle of “ho” and “coed”.
2. a coed with the charachter traits of a “ho”.
3. girls that college recruiters use to seduce hs athletic scholarship prospects so that the prospect will sign with the college.
the tennessee football recruiting program used some dropdead georgeous “hoeds” to help sign their new recruits.

suzy is really enjoying college. she is such a hoed.

those girls at ka are all hoeds.
after sleeping with a ho…you are hoed
bob-what did u do after the party last night
fred-i got hoed man!

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