hoegrandma


hoegrandma occurs when anyone driving in traffic or pretty much anyone cruising round’ extra, extra, extra slow in their life in general just stay stagnant and never resolve their hoe tendencies and slow slardy -ss ways ~
this hoegrandma needs to motherf-ckin’ pick up the pace, sh-t or get off the pot you slow -ss hoe!

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