Hoeitis


disease that usually occurs after a break-up. gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. person becomes very open and is “wid it for whatever”.symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

it is contagious, stay home if you don’t want to catch it
“yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight”
“girllllllll, you got hoeitis”
“my ex won’t stop going out, she got hoeitis”

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