Hoekstra


crazy dutch b-st-rds
those hoekstra’s are some crazy dutch b-st-rds.
a m-ssively over-exaggerated whine. started as a response to a tweet by gop congressman pete hoekstra who compared the iranian demonstrations to gop oppression by democrats.
– our office cooler ran out of water. this must be what its like in sudan.
– dude, that’s a total hoekstra

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