Hoelzli
the best people around. hoelzli’s are good-looking, friendly, amazing and gorgeous. hoelzli’s can come with any different sort of hair color or style and be any type of bodyshape. they are extremely rare and hard to catch but once you catch one they are extremely loyal and faithful until they die.
person 1: have you seen a hoelzli?
person 2 : yeah! i forget her first name, but she was the best person i’ve ever met.
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