hoeprude
a girl that consistently acts sl-tty, but in real life is afraid of s-xual contact. any attempt at taking advantage of a hoeprude’s sl-tty behavior, will result in a slap to the face or a labeling of the perpetrator as an -sshole.
dave: “mitsy just posted a picture on facebook with the caption. ‘my new boyfriend. and he’s even good in bed’. the picture is of her dog.”
sam: “she’s such a hoeprude. everyone knows she’s a virgin and hasn’t had a boyfriend in years.”
dave: “did you hear about matt? when he tried to make out with her, she slapped him.”
sam: “she should really stop acting like a sl-tty b-tch if she doesn’t really want to bang.”
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