Hoeseidon
a hoe with such a whorish vigor for tanning, getting slammed, hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of wh-r-dom has endowed her with a copious degree of t-tillating power–thus turning her into a g-ddess.
not to be confused with any normal hoe, sl-t, or sk-nk, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male’s (or said male’s s-xual organs) attention.
yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. i am hoeseidon, queen of all the hoecean.
hoesiedon’s thong has been said to cure any man’s erectile dysfunction.
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