Hoff-job
top definition
a 10 hour session of the most intense s-x imaginable. includes every single s-x position.
why is that girl looking so tired today?
i hear she got a hoff-job last night.
ugh, i can’t even begin to think of what having a hoff-job would do to you!
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an act of intense s-xual intercourse lasting 10 hours. it includes every position in the world.
“where were you last night?”
“i was getting a hoffjob”
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