a compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-knight rider and baywatch star and german pop idol david h-sselhoff. becoming increasingly and worryingly common. in severe cases the hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime tv amd excessive cereal eating where “the hoff” is regarded as a deity.
the spread of hoffomania was crippling the economy.

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