hofstra red
a rare strain of herpes unique to the nastiest of the nasty students attending hofstra university.
shaniqua is a nasty b-tch, i heard she’s got the hofstra red
a rare strand of the herpes simplex virus found only within the area of hofstra university on long island.
i was so scared to tell my girlfriend that i got the hofstra red after only one week of college. boy was i happy when it turned out to be jock itch.
although commonly mistaken as an std, hofstra red is a shortened version of “hofstra red tape” something 99% of students encounter. the hofstra red (tape) refers to the fact that hofstra university is a large beaurocracy seemingly intent on making your life more difficult and making it impossible to graduate in 4 years. be it payment of tuition or transfer of credits, you have a high chance of catching “the red” if you ever talk to anyone in admissions.
student 1: how’s registering for next semester going?
student 2: i had to sleep with the dean of admissions
student 1: at least that will clear up your hofstra red
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