hofstra shuffle


the process in which a student at hofstra university is forced to go through when the ladies who work in the student accounts building lose fafsa information. also refers to what occurs when hofstra staff losses housing information, withdraws students and when they forget to apply your scholarship money and then expect you to pay an extra five grand that you don’t have.
i had to do the hofstra shuffle for hours when the staff at student accounts put holds on my account for no reason

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