hog blossoms
fat b-tches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny s-xy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
girl: “i just shook that rockstar’s hand! yay!!”
guy: “that’s awesome! i was scared for a minute we wouldn’t make it through the hog blossoms.”
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