hog goggle


a verb
it means to gaze longingly at some dude’s manbulge
bartender bill: hey, mary, i hear you’re a big sports fan. what’s your favorite sport?
mary: ummm, right now i’d have to say rugby
bartender bill: really? hmmm. interesting. what do you like about it? the scrum?
mary: huh? what’s that? no, i love to hog goggle the muscular young men in their tight little short shorts. mmmm yummy:)
bartender bill: oh, i see *grunt*

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