hog n jog


the act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.
did you see the size of that chick chris l. took home?

yea he likes to hog n jog.
to eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.
let’s go to stake n shake for a hog n jog.

girlfriend: “how are we going to pay for this meal?”
boyfriend: “we’re gonna hog n jog babe!”

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