Hogbeast


a female so utterly vile (eg, kay’s sister carol) that even 12 holsten pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see boaby)
on waking up on sat-rday & realised i was in bed with that f-cking hogbeast carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. i found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

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