hoggle


to m-st-rb-t- to an online prost-tute
frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.
2 more definitions
the act of masturbating while thinking angry thoughts about a relative stranger whose views you disagree with
i was really steamed after i got home from the protest. those ‘counter-protesters’ are such douches, i hoggled for about 30 minutes.
the act of flirting or leading someone else on just to get something you want.
hot girl: can i please get off?!?!
manager: i don’t know if we can let you go just yet…
hot girl: -touches manager’s chest s-xually- but you are the best manager ever.
manager: alright, i guess you can go.
hot girl: thanks! -just turns around and walks off-
manager’s friend: dude… you just got hoggled.

dude, that b-tch was just hogglin you for a free smoke…

i’m just hogglin this chick for a bl-w j-b!

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