Hogre


a legendary sl-t monster that lurks in bars and strip clubs across the world. the beast is said to feed off the wallets of men, cheap wine and nachos. because it wears a make-up mask to disguise its hideous face the hogre can easily be confused with the common “ho”, but wake up with one of these snaggle toothed barbarians breathing on the side of your neck and you will know the difference. as fierce and cruel as these savages sound there is no reason to fear them because they have little or no intelligence which makes them easy for men to defeat.
1. roll down the window hogre your breath smells like hot garbage.

2. damb hogre your teeth are so jacked up it looks like you’ve been snacking on firecrackers.

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