Hoin


a hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip sh-t for no apparent reason. they can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. its bi-polar on steroids.
my boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.
the act of going out and looking for ho(s). usually used with non-pimps who want to be pimps. also spelled ‘hoing’.
tom: hey, joe, why are you walking around the block so many times?

joe: cause i’m hoin’.

tom: but you aren’t a pimp.

joe: but i want to act like one, cause i think pimps are the shizz
the act of inserting two fingers one inch into the v-g-n- and stroking the anterior (frontal) wall gently, resulting in s-xual stimulation.
mary woke up the nieghbors when she screamed in ecstasy as her boyfriend hoined her.
a general word for one’s weak-spot.
ahhhhh, you got my hoin!

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