verb. to dry -n-ly hump your boyfriend/girlfriend
n. p-n-s/d-ck
adj. being d-ck-like/ an -sshole
n-gg- 1: you gona hoinker her -sshole n-gg-h?
n-gg- 2: h-ll yeah… i’m bout to d-ck her down

her: your hoinker is only that big?
him: just wait till i take some v–gr-.

her: oh my goodness… she’s being one hoinkering b-tch!!

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