Hoise


someone that either:

a. likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

b. has a f-cked up speech impediment.

c. really likes attention or just simply has downz.
stew: hey davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my hoises?
hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. “house noises”). some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn’t always the case.
the old mansion on b-tternut hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn’t want to stay there any longer.

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