Hoisty Mcshving


a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them
laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

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