Hoiting


a term used to describe the action of urination as well deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. “hoit” is the verb used to describe said actions. the action of hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.
“when i woke up this morning, i took a nice hoit”

“oh no, sorry get outta the way, i really need to hoit”

“im hoiting right now!”

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